Monday 1 December 2014

Day of reckoning

My sphincter is having a workout, the day of reckoning is here. Allison is feeling the same way. What the fuck are we doing? I'm leaving my comfortable bed and all our creature comforts and heading into the unknown. Excitement and trepidation all mixed up in a blender and spat out in our nervous system.
Try those breathing exercises that the Indian monk Keshava gave you to calm your nerves, I'm thinking to myself. It doesn't do the job.
"I've got my sweeteners, I've got my vitamin C", I hear Allison say behind me. I say to myself, I have my passport, I have my money, men and women obviously have different priorities.
10 minutes and we are out of here.
Adios Amigos.

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